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funny coffee quotes

“I like my coffee like I like my humor: dark and strong.” “Coffee: because adulting is hard.” “Espresso yourself before you wreck yourself.” “I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without it.” “Decaf? No, I prefer my coffee with a side of sanity.” “I drink coffee for your protection.” “Coffee: a […]

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coffee sayings funny

“Coffee first, adulting later.” “Life happens. Coffee helps.” “Instant human: just add coffee.” “I like my coffee like I like my mornings: dark and strong.” “Espresso yourself!” “Decaf? No, that’s just sadness in a cup.” “I drink coffee for your protection.” “Coffee: because Monday happens every week.” “Stressed, blessed, and coffee obsessed.” “Without coffee, I’m […]

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funny sayings coffee

“But first, coffee.” “Life happens. Coffee helps.” “Instant human: just add coffee.” “I like my coffee like I like my mornings: dark and strong.” “Espresso yourself!” “Decaf? No, that’s just sadness in a cup.” “I drink coffee for your protection.” “Coffee: because Mondays happen every week.” “Stressed, blessed, and coffee obsessed.” “Without coffee, I’m basically […]

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