1. I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying a lot.
2. You’re the only person I’ll share my fries with—true love!
3. I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together forever.
4. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye‑opener.
5. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute‑cumber.
6. I love you even when you steal the covers; that’s called commitment.
7. You’re the peanut butter to my jelly…and occasionally the jam to my toast.
8. I fell in love at first sight—then you tripped me with a coffee spill.
9. Our love is like Wi‑Fi: invisible, but you can feel the connection.
10. You’re the reason I smile at my phone like a teenager.
11. I love you more than my favorite meme—and that’s serious.
12. If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
13. You’re the reason I’ve stopped Googling “how to get a date”.
14. I love you even when you hog the remote; that’s true devotion.
15. Our love story is my favorite rom‑com, starring us and a lot of snacks.
16. I’d survive a zombie apocalypse just to keep you as my partner in crime.

17. You’re the “Ctrl+Z” to my life’s mistakes.
18. I love you more than I love taking naps—almost.
19. If love were a math problem, you’d be my solution.
20. You make my heart race faster than a cat chasing a laser pointer.
21. I’ll love you even when you’re old, cranky, and can’t remember where you put your glasses.
22. Our love is like a coffee: strong, a little bitter, and best shared in the morning.
23. You’re the reason I’m willing to pretend I like rom‑coms.
24. I love you more than I love the sound of my own voice when I sing in the shower.
25. If love were a pizza, we’d be extra cheesy, with a dash of pepperoni humor.