1. “I came, I saw, I made it to lunch.”
2. “My GPA is a 2, but my confidence is a 10.”
3. “I’m not lazy, I’m on energy‑saving mode.”
4. “I survived group projects… barely.”
5. “I put the ‘pro’ in procrastination.”
6. “I’ve got 99 problems and they’re all due tomorrow.”
7. “Education is important, but coffee is importanter.”
8. “I’m graduating; the real test is adulting.”
9. “I’ve learned a lot—mostly how to Google answers fast.”
10. “I’m not a morning person; I’m a ‘snooze button’ person.”
11. “I majored in memes and minored in naps.”
12. “Future plans: pay bills and pretend I know what I’m doing.”
13. “I’m leaving school, but I’ll always remember the Wi‑Fi password.”
14. “I’m like a math problem—confusing and full of variables.”
15. “I’ve finally mastered the art of looking busy.”
16. “If you need me, I’ll be in the library… on TikTok.”

17. “I came for the degree, stayed for the free pizza.”
18. “My diploma’s proof that I can finish something… eventually.”
19. “I’m ready for the real world—where the bed is always made.”
20. “I’m a graduate, not a magician. I can’t make my student loans disappear.”
21. “I’ll miss the cafeteria food… said no one ever.”
22. “I took ‘just one more episode’ seriously in all my classes.”
23. “I mastered the skill of turning in assignments at 11:59.”
24. “Don’t worry, I’ll keep the group chat alive… forever.”
25. “I’m not saying I’m a hero, but I did survive finals week.”