“But first, coffee.”

“Life happens. Coffee helps.”

“Instant human: just add coffee.”

“I like my coffee like I like my mornings: dark and strong.”

“Espresso yourself!”

“Decaf? No, that’s just sadness in a cup.”

“I drink coffee for your protection.”

“Coffee: because Mondays happen every week.”

“Stressed, blessed, and coffee obsessed.”

“Without coffee, I’m basically a zombie.”

“All you need is love… and coffee.”

“Coffee—the most important meal of the day.”

“First I drink the coffee, then I do the things.”

“Coffee: a magical substance that turns ‘leave me alone’ into ‘good morning!’”

“I’m not addicted to coffee, we’re just in a committed relationship.”

“Coffee keeps me going until it’s socially acceptable to drink wine.”

“I like big cups and I cannot lie.”

“I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.”

“Life without coffee is like trying to sleep with your eyes open.”

“Coffee is a hug in a mug.”

“I like my coffee like my humor: dark and strong.”

“Coffee first, chaos later.”

“Decaf? No, thank you — I like my danger in a cup.”

“Coffee is my love language.”

“Coffee: a liquid therapy for mornings.”

“All I need is coffee and sarcasm.”

“Coffee is proof that magic exists in a cup.”

“Without coffee, mornings are a cruel joke.”

“Coffee is my spirit animal.”

“I like my coffee how I like my friends: strong, warm, and dependable.”