“Decaf? No thanks, I like my heart racing.”

“I like my coffee how I like my mornings—dark, quiet, and full of possibilities.”

“Coffee: the foundation of my food pyramid.”

“Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee.”

“Procaffeinating: the tendency to not start anything until you’ve had coffee.”

“My birthstone is a coffee bean.”

“I don’t rise and shine, I caffeinate and hope for the best.”

“Coffee: because adulting is hard.”

“I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.”

“May your coffee kick in before reality does.”

“My morning coffee makes me feel like I have my life together.”

“Coffee first. Schemes later.”

“Sleep is a poor substitute for coffee.”

“A day without coffee is like… just kidding, I have no idea.”

“Coffee is my spirit beverage.”

“I’d give up coffee, but I’m not a quitter.”

“Coffee helps me do the stupid things faster and with more energy.”

“Caffeine and kindness—that’s my vibe.”

“Coffee: my favorite form of self-care.”

“My coffee and I: a strong blend of sarcasm and survival.”

“Life’s too short for bad coffee and fake friends.”

“Coffee doesn’t ask questions—coffee understands.”

“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I need coffee.”

“You can’t pour from an empty cup—but you can refill it with coffee.”

“Coffee makes mornings optional.”

“I love you a latte—but mostly coffee.”

“Inhale caffeine, exhale negativity.”

“I’d stop drinking coffee, but I’m not a fan of change.”

“Espresso yourself before you depresso yourself.”

“Coffee: a daily dose of liquid wit.”